Alison will be in a wedding dress. Ryan will be in a suit. We honestly don't care what you wear but it would sure be awkward if you were wearing jeans, scrubs, a halloween costume or a Borat swimsuit. Honestly, it's up to you. We just want you there and ready to party.


Shuttle service to Woodlands will be provided departing from The Eddy Taproom and Hotel promptly at 3:15pm and The Marriott Denver West at 3:30pm. Return shuttle service will depart Woodlands at 10:00pm for The Marriott and The Eddy. Overnight parking is allowed at Woodlands but cars must be picked up by 10:00am on Monday, May 16th. Ubers are very difficult to catch from Woodlands so we highly recommend parking at one of the hotels and riding the shuttle. If you drink and drive we will kill you.


Please don't bring gifts. We seriously don't have room in our house for anything else. If you feel an intense need to get us something cash in on a paid day off and let loose with us.

Wedding Party

If you are upset you aren't part of the wedding party: don't be. We don't have one.

Significant Other and Kids

We would love to have as many people as possible come celebrate with us and we will make this fun for both adults and kids. Feel free to include your significant other and kids in your RSVP so we know how much food we need to get!

Seriously...on a sunday?

Yep. Sorry. We would have had to wait until 2024 for a better night. *insert COVID and supply chain excuse here*